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Chicago Cubs Opening Day – They Are Who We Thought They Would Be
April 8, 2013

by Kent Sterling It sucks that Major League Baseball mandated that the Cubs opened the 2013 season on the road because Cubs fans will not get to see a .500 team at Wrigley Field for another entire year. The Cubs are terrible, and they know it.  There are three potentially dynamic players on their roster […]

Opening Day for the Cubs – Bad News for Baseball’s Most Moronic Fans
March 31, 2013

by Kent Sterling There is no punchline worthy of the beginning of baseball’s best joke – How stupid are Cubs fans? Scores of sentimental dork sportswriters romanticize this ridiculous bunch.  Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times extolled the virtue of the 2.88 million who poured through the turnstyles to watch one of the worst teams […]

Chicago Cubs Owner Tom Ricketts – Slow-playing Genius or in Over His-Head Stooge?
June 2, 2011

by Kent Sterling Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times asked Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts what’s wrong with his team.  The answer that came back as he reportedly sprinted away was, “Nothing, just a lot of injuries. We’ll be fine.” Cubs fans are all hoping that Ricketts was avoiding the rather obvious truth that regardless of […]

Chicago Cubs – The Search for the Bottom Continues
May 18, 2011

by Kent Sterling The last time the Chicago Cubs allowed as many as seven runs that were all unearned – Hall of Famer Ernie Banks was a 26 year-old shortstop.  Now 80, if Banks was watching the mess last night in Cincinnati, he would have said, “Let’s play none!” The Cubs committed four errors in […]

Chicago Cubs General Manager Jim Hendry – You’re fired!
May 11, 2011

by Kent Sterling Today, I am announcing the immediate termination of Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry.  Six moving boxes will be delivered to Hendry’s attention at Wrigley Field later today.  He can supply his own tape, or simply fold the flaps to close the boxes after he loads the personal stuff from his office. […]

Cubs Owner Tom Ricketts Guarantees Mediocrity
January 17, 2011

by Kent Sterling The best thing an owner in pro sports can do is hold  a general manager accountable to a level of on-court or on-field play that wins championships.  At worst, he becomes an apologist for the inculcated and institution mediocrity that comes to define a losing team. The Chicago Cubs have lost in […]

Delusional Jim Hendry Expects Better Season for Cubs
February 12, 2010

by Kent Sterling It’s not quite time for the annual look at my exclusive Chicago Cubs Preview, but with pitchers and catchers reporting in five days and some recent optimistic and baffling comments by GM Jim Hendry, there is no time like the present to vent a little and clear my head prior to the weekend.  […]