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Summer turns to fall and energy for Indiana Athletics turns again from football to basketball!

The transitive property of Indiana Athletics: If Tom Allen’s enthusiasm brought wins, Indiana fans would remain enthusiastic about Indiana Football.

The air in the Indiana Football balloon escaped at halftime of the 38-24 loss to Cincinnati.  IU still led 14-10, but anyone who has been around the Hoosiers knew what was about to happen.

Memorial Stadium, earlier packed to the corners for the only time in 30 years for a game not against Ohio State, became sparsely populated again as fans chose to seek an environment they could control.  As Indiana fans know better than anyone, there are no losers at a tailgate party or Nick’s.

Immediately after the game and parties ended, my mind wandered to basketball.  That may seem unfair to the football program coming off a 6-2 season, but old habits are hard to break.  Fans can only be disappointed so many times before developing protective mechanisms against future misery.

Indiana fans are used to watching football without significant emotional investment.  That’s what happens when you tether your hopes to America’s losingest program.  We’ve learned.  We’ve adapted.  Nine days to Hoosier Hysteria.

“Can Michael Penix stay healthy” has become “Can Trayce Jackson-Davis dominate the Big 10?”  That’s Indiana.  I’ve even caught myself asking whether Ali Patberg can lead IU’s women’s basketball program to the Final Four.  That’s an unprecedented level of abandonment for football in my decades as an Indiana fan.  I suspected the 6-2 mark was Covid aided, so pivoting back to this familiar territory was inevitable.

It’s comfortable to get excited about Indiana Basketball in a way that doesn’t happen with football.  Despite IU not going to a Final Four since 2002 and not cutting down the nets at the NCAA Tournament in 34 years, the program has shown occasional signs of life never apparent across the parking lot at Memorial Stadium.

Mike Woodson returning to Bloomington to try to get things straight has given fans a legitimate reason to believe brighter days are finally possible.  There is rational reason for hope as the first Bob Knight disciple has returned to the big chair at Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall since 2008.  That’s when Dan Dakich briefly followed Kelvin Sampson’s moronic malfeasance with accountability and consequences.

Still, even with Woodson coming home, three games is a little early to pull the plug on the excitement for a season that had IU ranked 17th before being throttled by Iowa in the opener.  That excitement just never felt reasonable.  IU fans kept trying to talk themselves into believing this season might be different.

The hope for Indiana Football was fleetingly tied to an uptick in recruiting and the “Love Each Other” credo proffered by hyper-enthusiastic coach Tom Allen.  Hard core boosters dipped their toes in the water of buying in, but have since resumed skepticism.

I spoke with one of these guys at a party last Saturday after Cincinnati turned a 14-point deficit at IU into a 14-point win.  We briefly discussed Indiana Football – and I am certain this conversation was repeated tens of thousands of times Saturday afternoon  Here is the transcript of our conversation that features a moment of enlightenment for the booster/Indianapolis physician:

  • Him: What was the goal of the program before the season started?
  • Me: Playing in the Big 10 Championship Game in December.
  • Him: And that is still in Indiana’s control, right?
  • Me: You sound like an insane person.
  • Him: (as the hopeful sparkle vanished from his eyes and he dejectedly took another sip of beer) I know.

Our talk immediately turned to Jackson-Davis, Tamar Bates, and Race Thompson.  “Do you think Woody can get IU to defend and make free throws?  It’s been a long time since Indiana looked like Indiana!”

The sparkle returned – for now.

 

Ben Simmons threatens holdout – he’s as wayward in imaging as he is at shooting a basketball

Ben Simmons is as poor at maintaining his public image as he is shooting threes.

The NBA has an image problem as safe harbor for self-immersed fools, and Philadelphia 76ers point guard Ben Simmons didn’t change it today.

It is being reported that Simmons has told the team he will not report to training camp and will never wear a 76ers jersey again.  He is under contract with the Sixers for another four years and a grand total of $147 million.

That’s right, Simmons has been so egregiously insulted by the Sixers that he will put at risk that staggering amount of cash to avoid playing basketball 82 times this season for a team and city where he doesn’t feel appreciated.

Oh the humanity!

As the country battles a virus, businesses close, and people default on mortgages, Simmons cannot muster the will to play basketball for roughly $37 million per year.

Did I mention Simmons can’t shoot?  It’s true.  This 25-year-old reluctant superstar has made all of five of his 34 three-point shots in his four years in the NBA.  His career free throw percentage hovers just above 60%.  Yet he feels aggrieved enough to forego a reported $227,613 every game he skips.

Simmons should hit his knees each night to thank whatever deity he worships for living in a world where he can earn absurd wealth while being terrible at the most important thing in the game he plays.  He’s among the luckiest people on Earth, but refuses to acknowledge that – oranything but the minor insults that cause his dismay.

And if I’m Sixers general manager Daryl Morey, I allow Simmons to sit.  At some point, the leader of a business must communicate clearly that there is a level of greed-fueled idiocy he can not abide.  Simmons has launched a shot from that line that has finally hit nothing but net.