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Chicago Cubs Need to Look at Indiana Pacers for Lesson in Fan Appreciation

by Kent Sterling

UnknownThere was a time not too long ago that fans in what is now Bankers Life Fieldhouse bought all the available tickets, got to the game early, and were engaged throughout even meaningless games.

Indianapolis was a Pacers town, and Reggie Miller was the hero of every grade school kid who ever dreamed of knocking down a game-winning three-pointer.

And then, a prolonged internal mess combined with the emergence of the Indianapolis Colts took the Pacers out of the consciousness of the entire city.  The Pacers front office assumed the fans would continue to buy tickets because, well, they were the Pacers and that’s what people in central Indiana were supposed to do.

The Colts won a Super Bowl at the exact moment, Pacers hit rock bottom, and now the Pacers can’t sell out a playoff game for a likable team.  When the Lakers come to town, the purple in the crowd outnumbers the blue.  When the Heat and Bulls play in Indy, it’s the same.

UnknownThe players brawled, were never seen in the community, and had shot guns at local bars.  Guaranteed contracts protected them, and finally the Pacers had to make a series of trades that eviscerated the roster, and left Indiana with an NBA team that the players didn’t even care about.

Things are better now.  Paul George is an honest to God good guy with all-star talent, and even former pariah Lance Stephenson is a respected teammate.  Tyler Hansbrough is the kind of player that Hoosiers can love – blue collar and gritty.

Ticket sales still lag, and until the team asserts an easily consumed personality and level of success that reignites the fanbase, as many people will remain in the restaurant/bar reserved outside the locker room than will sit and watch the game.

Ten years ago, no one was in the bar during game action.  During a regular season game against the Cavs, it’s full throughout.  Through the Pacers arrogance, their fans fell out of love.  Much like a husband who ignores a wife until she finally leaves, winning them back is a hell of a lot harder than keeping her happy with an occasional hug might have been.

The Cubs are sinking into the same hole.  It must have been perplexing to see the stands full every game in 2010 while the team sucked.  You could almost hear the imperious knuckleheads in the front office crowing about how they couldn’t get fans to stop buying tickets.

After the White Sox won the first World Series for either Chicago team since 1917, the Cubs panicked by spending money on mediocre talent like the Tribune Company was fearless about financial boondoggles in the way only a company in a bankruptcy death spiral could be.

The result was two 3-0 playoff losses in 2007 and 2008, followed by even more absurd deals to oddballs like Milton Bradley.  The suspicion was that the Cubs didn’t care whether they won or lost, and the on-field product confirmed it almost every game.  Fans still came.

The team sold to Tom Ricketts, who sold himself as a regular guy who used to live in Wrigleyville and drank beer in the bleachers.  He walked around the concourse shaking hands, and hired two of the best respected GMs in the game to rebuild the world’s most heralded losers.

Ticket prices were astronomical, and when the deconstruction of the roster began, Ricketts began to appear as the typical rich guy trying to squeeze as many dollars out of his asset as possible.  Now, with a roster of triple A talent, he continues to gouge patrons.

During road trips, Wrigley Field is leveraged as a home to concerts and (incredibly) movies like it’s a damn drive-in theater.

Ricketts, who hails from a family worth billions, has seen the appraised value of the Cubs rise from the $850,000,000 he paid to just over one-billion dollars.  Nice return in three seasons.

The love for the loyal folks who pay the cash to make the wheel go around is nowhere to be seen. Ricketts stood in front of microphones guaranteeing a World Series win if a $500-million renovation of Wrigley is approved, and if he thought fans would find the statement as anything more than a carnival barker’s rant to lure people into his tent, he was mistaken.

Ricketts’ performance further alienated the core group who are growing tired of a lack of hope on the north side of Chicago, and the greater the gap between the ownership and the fans, the less likely they are to buy overpriced tickets to watch a bad baseball team try and fail.

The great flaw with rich people is that they are not likeable.  Most assess their success as the result of intellectual superiority rather than luck.  In the case of Tom Ricketts, he was lucky enough to be born into wealth.  Making money once you have money requires only a pulse, and that’s nothing to pat yourself on the back about.

The Cubs are concerning themselves with a lot of different things, and none have to do with fan satisfaction.  Every empty seat this season represents a carefully made decision to spend money somewhere else, and that should terrify the Cubs, as it should have terrified the Pacers.

By the time erosion in attendance begins, the momentum is nearly impossible to stop.

The Pacers have found God, and are busting their asses to woo back the fans they disenfranchised throughout the 2000s.  The Cubs are still operating under the assumption that because they have always come, they always will come.

The reckoning is coming, and all that signage Ricketts wants inside Wrigley isn’t going to mean much without three million sets of eyes looking at it each season.

Paul George’s Triple Double Keys Pacers Playoff Opening Win

by Kent Sterling

UnknownThe game was never in doubt after the first three defensive possessions by the Indiana Pacers that led to uncontested Atlanta Hawks baskets.  The Pacers Paul George made certain of that.

George is not Kobe or LeBron, but he is good enough to lead the Pacers to a 107-90 beat down of the Hawks to take a 1-0 lead in this opening round best-of-seven series.  How important was this game?  When the home team takes the opener in the first round, they win the series 88% of the time.

Tyler Hansbrough made a series of plays in a short burst to salt the game away, but it was George’s all-around excellence that put the Pacers over the top.

Twenty-three points, 11 boards, and 12 assists were game highs in all three categories.  George was easily the best player on the floor, and despite hitting only three of his 13 shots, was offensively superior.  He was also key in holding professional shooter Kyle Korver to only five points on 2-of-7 shooting.

Basketball, like boxing, is all about matchups.  If the Hawks want to have any chance to move on, they are going to have to figure out a way to keep George off Korver, and vice versa.  The advantage to the Pacers is too mammoth to be overcome elsewhere.

Back to Hansbrough for a moment.  He wasn’t anywhere near the player of the game, but his gritty and physical play sure makes life less fun for those he matches up against.  Up 87-78 with 7:41 in the fourth, Hansbrough missed a layup, fought like hell for the rebound, got fouled, and knocked down two foul shots.  On the next offensive possession, Hansbrough is fouled grabbing the rebound from a George miss.  He makes the first free throw, but claws for the board after missing the second.  The possession ends with a George Hill three-pointer.

Crisis averted.  Pacers go up by 12, and the game is over with 6:39 to play.  Skill is key, but wild man effort is imperative in the postseason, and Hanbrough brings game-changing effort.  Lance Stephenson’s stat line was good with 13 points, five boards, four dimes, three steals, and three turnovers, but his effort was also excellent.

Indianapolis native Jeff Teague played well for the Hawks with 21 points and seven assists, but people who followed him throughout his youth basketball and high school career saw a typical Teague performance.  For most of the games he played, he gave the impression he would rather be somewhere else, and all of a sudden he was at the bucket.  People thought he scored six when he was in the seventh grade, but the score sheet showed 18.  That was the reason he was not selected as an Indiana Junior All-Star. Teague got the last laugh by being a first round draft pick after his sophomore season at Wake Forest.

The crowd was in reasonably solid playoff voice.  I wasn’t exactly the same manic full-throated throng from 2000, but at least the fans outside Area 55 and the G2 Zone paid attention to the action.

Game Two will be played Wednesday night at 7:30p.  If you haven’t seen the Pacers yet, Wednesday would be a great time to start.  The Pacers today were a lot of fun to watch.

Answers to Questions About Gunner Kiel, Remy Abell, Cubs Baseball, the Colts Draft, and Whether I Give a Damn About the Indiana Pacers

There is no cheesier picture of me than this.

There is no cheesier picture of me than this.

Every Sunday, the questions of kentsterling.com readers are answered.  All questions are welcome via email at ke************@***oo.com or via Twitter @kentsterling.  Include your first name and hometown.  They are compiled through the week, and those that prompt the best answers are selected for publication.

Kent – Gunner Kiel has committed to four schools by my count without playing a down for any of them.  Now he’s settled on Cincinnati.  What’s going on with this kid? (Brandon from Columbus, IN)

Gunner Kiel has parlayed great ratings and outstanding measurables into a whole lot of nothing in college.  He originally committed to Indiana, flipped to LSU, enrolled at Notre Dame, and then transferred to Cincinnati where he will have three years of eligibility remaining beginning in the 2014 season, just after he turns 21.  Maybe the story takes a turn, and he has great success with the Bearcats, but right now this tale reeks of horrible advice given to a talented kid.

Kent – You don’t write a lot about the Pacers.  Do you give a damn about them – AT ALL?  (Kyle B. from Plainfield)

I’m going to the game today, but for this team to connect with fans, they need to build expectations and deliver on them.  That builds trust, and trust builds a connection.  That’s what happened from 1994-2000 with Reggie, Mark, Rik, the Davises, and the rest of that crew.  It’s a slow process.  They seem to have a plan in place.  Right now, I’m trying to figure out what makes them interesting.  The Pacers must win this series against the Hawks.

Kent – The NFL Draft is Thursday.  Who will the Colts take at 24? (Kyle R. from Indy)

Who the hell knows?  GM Ryan Grigson doesn’t know.  If Alec Ogletree is there, I would take him.  They might trade down to recoup a second rounder.

Kent – Why do the Cubs suck? (Dexter from Fishers)

Two words – Luis Valbuena.  It’s more complicated than that, and Valbuena is a symptom, not the cause.  Asking why the Cubs suck is like asking why the sun rises.  It’s not the goat, the black cat, or any other nonsense superstition.  It’s bad management and ownership.  From John Holland to Theo Epstein/Jed Hoyer, the buffoonery has only ended for the short period Dallas Green ran the team.  Jim Hendry was a nice man overwhelmed, and Larry Himes was the moron who allowed Greg Maddux to go to Atlanta.  Who am I to insult Theo though?  The guy makes $5 million a year for his ongoing work to dismantle a roster.  If you took home $96,153.85 every week for overseeing a franchise almost certain to lose 100 games again this year, I would call you a genius.

Kent – Seriously, do you think Remy Abell just decided to leave (the IU Basketball team), or was he pushed?

College basketball players get weird after their sophomore year.  After two years, they get a pretty good idea of where they stand, and if they don’t see light at the end of the tunnel in the pursuit of their dream, they go where the dream might live.  The game for the god is to keep hope alive for as long as possible.  Abell sees friends bouncing to the NBA, and he sees himself as a peer.  That gave him hot feet.  That’s my guess.

Is Crean heartbroken?  No.  You don’t put out a release at 11p on a Friday because you want the kid to take some time to ponder his decision and possibly reverse course.

Kent – Glad to have you back in Indy, but why did you come back?  (David from Broad Ripple)

Somehow, Indianapolis became home.  I can’t explain it, but when I came back for a week with my family the week of the Combine and Saint Louis vs. Butler game, the people I saw here made me see this place differently.  My wife told me a week later that she had prayed for the past four months that I would find my way home.  The next day, I gave two weeks.  St. Louis and Hubbard Radio were great, but home is with my family.

I’m also excited about the challenges of creating content rather than managing it.  I learned a lot from people like Bernie Miklasz, Randy Karraker, John Kijowski, Amanda Koeppe, Chris Duncan, Hoss Neupert, Zach McCrite, Rick Venturi, Tony Softli, Brian Stull, Alvin Reid, and the rest of the staff at 101ESPN.  Putting it into practice here is relentlessly fun.

This just made sense on every level.

2016 Super Bowl – Indianapolis Colts vs. St. Louis Rams

by Kent Sterling

Andrew Luck (L) and Sam Bradford (R) will be the starting quarterbacks in Super Bowl L.

Andrew Luck (L) and Sam Bradford (R) will be the starting quarterbacks in Super Bowl L.

In just under three years, the two worst teams of the 2011 NFL season will meet in Super Bowl L.  The host city is yet to be determined, but the teams and the reasons for their movement through the next three seasons into the NFL Championship are clear.

It’s often said that you need to get bad – really bad – in order to get really good.  The Colts won  Super Bowl XL because they were terrible in 1997.  The woes of that season turned into the #1 overall draft pick, and the Colts took Peyton Manning.  If they had sucked a little bit less, Colts fans would likely still regret drafting Ryan Leaf.

The St. Louis Rams turned poor performance into an abstract art from 2007-2011, tallying an NFL history worst five year record of 15-65.  In 2009, they hit their nadir with a 1-15 mark that earned them the right to draft a franchise quarterback in Oklahoma’s Sam Bradford.  He’s yet to reach his potential, and while it’s easy to dismiss Bradford as a bust, there are mitigating circumstances.  A high ankle sprain robbed him of most of his second season, and this coming year will be the first with the same offensive coordinator for a second year.

The Colts lost Manning for the 2011 season, and parlayed that loss to a miserable 2011.  Hello, Andrew Luck.  Leave it to the team with the most stable quarterback situation in football history to lose their guy just at the right time to draft who many call the best quarterback prospect in since fellow Stanford alum John Elway.

The Rams were also brutal in 2011, earning the #2 pick.  That was parlayed into DT Michael Brockers, and several later picks in the 2012 draft, and first rounders in the 2013 and 2014 draft.

It is not enough to be really bad.  A team must be bad at the right time.  The draft in 2012 was elite through the second choice, and both the Colts and Rams took full advantage of that.  The 2013 draft appears to be completely bereft of elite level talent, but it’s very deep, so the Rams at #16 and #22, and the Colts at #24 are again in the right place at the right time.

Both teams need to take the right people one more time this year to set themselves up for maxing out their excellent draft positions as the contracts for last season’s rookies move into their last year.

The Colts amassed a great draft with Luck, tight end Dwayne Allen, wide receiver T.Y. Hilton, running back Vick Ballard, and wide receiver LaVon Brazill, along with tight end Coby Fleener and nose tackle Josh Chapman.  Fleener and Chapman were hampered by injury, but project well moving forward.

The Rams put together a ten man class with nine keepers who produced at varying levels.  Brockers suffered a high ankle sprain in the preseason that kept him from being the beast the Rams expect moving forward.  The second round was especially productive.  Wide receiver Brian Quick has all the measurables, but had difficulty adapting from the level of play at Appalachian State to the NFL.  Cornerback Janoris Jenkins was dynamic, and running back Isaiah Pead learned the league while helping back up departed work horse Steven Jackson.

Corner Trumaine Johnson showed flashes as a third rounder, and wide receiver Chris Givens set an NFL rookie record by catching a pass of 50-yards or better in five consecutive games.  Kicker Greg Zeurlein was money for the early portion of the season, and running back Daryl Richardson was outstanding as a change of pace back.

If the Colts and Rams are able to pull off the same magic they showed last year in caulk some of their seams, both teams will take another step forward.

I have no inkling who either team will take, but GMs Ryan Grigson and Les Snead don’t either.  There is nothing to do now but continue tweaking the evaluations and building their boards.  On Thursday night, the first round will unfold, and either quarterbacks will start to go before the Rams and Colts pick or they won’t.  Both hope and pray along with Geno Smith, Matt Barkley, and E.J. Manuel that teams without their signal caller set in stone start grabbing them.

For every quarterback taken, it’s as though both the Colts and Rams move up one spot.

Winning in the NFL is about timing, and timing is about luck.  The Rams and Colts have picked the right time to be very bad, and then another right time to be pretty good.  That, and the maturation of the young talent currently on the roster will close the gaps on the championship caliber teams, and then create separation as the Colts and Rams become elite themselves.

See you in Los Angeles, or wherever the hell else Roger Goodell decides Super Bowl L should be held.

Gary Harris Staying at Michigan State Because He Knows Today Is Pretty Good Too

by Kent Sterling

Tom Izzo and Gary Harris will take one more tour of the Big Ten and NCAA Tournament before making a decision to jump to the NBA or not next April.

Tom Izzo and Gary Harris will take one more tour of the Big Ten and NCAA Tournament before making a decision to jump to the NBA or not next April.

Michigan State guard Gary Harris has decided to forego early entry to the NBA Draft and stick around with coach Tom Izzo for another year – at least – because he is in no hurry.  He never has been in a hurry.

It’s the right thing to do because Gary Harris’s defining characteristic is doing the right thing.  Sometimes the man’s actions define what’s right, and that’s the case with Harris.

When Harris was a high school basketball player, he was also an outstanding wide receiver at Hamilton Southeastern High School in Fishers, Indiana.  Not only did Gary not commit early to a school to play basketball, he didn’t commit to a sport to play in college.  Instead of focusing on basketball as though it was his holy vocation, he continued to play football even after pledging Michigan State in hoops.

His parents are smart.  They were both athletes, and they have always been relaxed guides for their son.

Those who haven’t been there before tend to act be impatient sellers.  The key to a happy life is learning to enjoy where you are while keeping an eye out for improved opportunities.  Harris has dreamed of playing in the NBA – why wouldn’t he – but he and his family are also well aware that hurrying into what’s next often cheats both the pleasure of the present and the promise of the future.

The traits that make Harris a great leader also serve him very well as he navigates life.  He’s smart, aware, savvy, and unflappable.

There are players who are a pain in the ass to coach, and then there are players who are a joy.  I’m guessing that Izzo is wise enough to enjoy every minute he gets to mentor this young man.

Basketball is a unique sport in that fans and coaches are right on top of the action, and nothing shields the character of the players from them.  There are no pads, helmets, face masks, shields, or hats.  Every grimace, indifference glance, flash of anger, or wince of pain is evaluated and processed.  All of it reinforces our interpretation of a player’s character, and 99% of the time what we see is what we get.

Izzo liked what he saw in Harris and got it.  Harris saw what he liked in Izzo and pledged Michigan State.  Now they’ll have another year to help each other get what they covet.

The NBA will still be there in 2014.  No hurry Murray – enjoy today.

Little 500 Weekend; The World’s Greatest College Weekend Endures

by Kent Sterling

A bunch of cold gals are riding bikes in circles today, and the guys will do the same tomorrow.

A bunch of cold gals are riding bikes in circles today, and the guys will do the same tomorrow.

There was nothing like Little 500 weekend when I went to school at Indiana University.

The bike race that is the centerpiece of the weekend long series of events to celebrate the end of the school year gives students a chance to blow off a little steam.  It was made famous by the 1979 film “Breaking Away”, but made fun by high-energy, low academic standard students like me.

The race doesn’t pack in the crowds like it did in the aftermath of the film’s release, but for some there is still some wonder and awe in sneaking liquor into Bill “Army” Armstrong Stadium for a messy laughfest as a bunch of fitness nuts peddle at their own peril around a quarter mile cinder track.

The Indiana University Foundation runs the race, and when Bill Armstrong was the head of the Foundation, there was no doubt in our pointed little heads, that he enjoyed himself as much as we did, and while not sanctioning the stupidity we authored, he might have had a couple of belts himself before the race.

Now, there’s a lot of posturing about how cycling and scholarship go together, and how that is the point of the race and its collar events.  While there might be a dozen or so students, excepting the participants, who care at all about the young women and men on single gear racing bikes, the majority are there for the party.

Our choice was to hide the party in plain sight.  We walked through the gate each year with gallon jugs filled with screwdrivers – dozens of them.  We shared their contents liberally and hosted our own party in the northwest bleachers.  What qualified as hilarity for us ensued, and before we knew it the race was over.  Who won?  In our minds. we did.

We yelled impossibly vulgar things at the blue blazer clad members of the IU Student Foundation Steering Committee who walked in front of our area like super-officious junior republicans.  It took minutes during our first year to notice in the event program the composite photo of the committee complete with names underneath that made identifying them simple.

We would see a girl approach, find her in the picture, locate her name, and yell, “Hey, Rachel!”  She would stop and turn in front of the bleachers filled with several hundred students and alums.  As she looked into the crowd to find the ‘friend’ who called her, one of us would yell, “You get home okay last night?  We’ve never seen anyone projectile vomit like that!”  They would avoid our area for the rest of the race.  No matter, there were dozens of these nuts proudly wandering around.

The grand marshalls gave us opportunities for fun.  Senator Richard Lugar seemed to ride in the pace car damn near every year, and every year, Pauly Balst would start the chant “Dick Lugar, not Indiana!”  Lugar would always smile as he vaguely made out his name, and then scowl when he heard the full chant.

Sure, it was childish, but no apology for our behavior is forthcoming.  The self-assured and cocky need a bit of a course correction, and that is a service we remain proud to have provided.  There were rarely casualties of any kind other than the pride of those who either crossed us or joined us.

I’m watching AXS TV’s coverage of the Women’s Little 500 as I write, and immediately before the race, the public address announcer intoned, “If you are in the infield and not wearing official credentials as a participant or official, please move to the stands or spectator areas.  Only properly accredited personnel are permitted in the infield during the race.”  Nice speech.

We created our own laminated credentials our last two trips, and we were allowed access everywhere as “Special Provosts.”  Not sure what a special provost does, but it was official enough a title to allow us a broad path of access and curious behavior.

We’re not making the trip south down the Ruel W. Steele Highway to Bloomington this weekend – our last foray into this harmless but silly daylong revelry was in 2009.  Walking up to the gate with our jugs – always a little nervous about the prospect of winding up in News of the Weird for being arrested, we were welcomed like old friends and were guided to a special gate.

It’s a great weekend, and while it would be generous of us to school the current generation of knuckleheads that it’s not about how much you drink, but how hard you laugh, and how enthusiastically you mock the self-important, it’s just too damn cold this weekend.  A high of 52 is frigid on those metal bleachers, and regardless of how much good we could do for college students in need of a little advice at the Little 500, common sense must prevail – for once.

2013 NFL Mock Draft – Listen to Coaches and GMs to Make Predictions

by Kent Sterling

UnknownFormer Colts GM Bill Polian would never tell the media anything about the team’s plans for the draft, so the Indianapolis media believes that no one will.

There are coaches and GMs who will absolutely layout team strategy.  Whether people choose to believe it is a different story, but while in St. Louis last year Rams coach Jeff Fisher laid out the whole strategy in detail a week prior to the draft.

He said that the Rams needed a lot of players, and that the team felt the draft was 50 players deep.  Fisher told us that they really needed a serious upgrade in the middle of the defensive line.  Fans wanted to hear about Justin Blackmon, but Fisher stuck to the impact player in the middle that he needed.  The Rams traded from #2 long before the draft to get the #6, a second rounder, and the Redskins first rounders in 2013 and 2014.

On draft night, the Rams traded with the Cowboys to move down to #14 and picked up the #45 overall.  They spun the #45 pick to the Bears for the #50, and picked up a fifth rounder.  The Rams parlayed the number two overall pick into a bunch of guys through the 2014 draft, and grabbed four players in the top 50, including first rounder defensive tackle Michael Brockers, who was taken with the #14 pick.

No one in St. Louis knew whether to believe Fisher prior to the draft, but he did exactly what he told the media what they would do.  The Rams were no worse for that honesty.

The point is that honesty prior to the draft asserts no penalty.  The paranoia that Polian seemed to enjoy is totally unnecessary.  Maybe it made the draft more fun for Polian, who knows, but there is no strategic advantage to it whatsoever.

There are so many mutations that could occur through the Colts spot at #24 that it’s completely impossible to forecast – even for GM Ryan Grigson – what the hell might go down next week.  The Rams hold two picks at #16 and #22, so their behavior will loom large as Indianapolis tries to plot its course.

The Rams might trade down.  The Colts might trade down.  The Rams might trade down with the Colts as they try to move up.

Predicting the first five picks of the draft is almost impossible.  Projecting beyond that is an absurd exercise that is just slightly easier than filling out a bracket for the NCAA Basketball Tournament.  It’s fun, but not likely to be close to correct.

That’s why we’ll watch next Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  Don’t forget about Saturday.  That’s the day the Colts stole Vick Ballard and grabbed LaVon Brazill.  Sure, none of us had heard too much about either before the draft, so what did those picks mean to us, but both were important cogs in a dynamic offense led by top pick Andrew Luck.

Fans love drama, and predicting the result of what is certain to be a night filled with surprises, but there is no telling what the Colts are any team will do Thursday.

For my money, I think the Colts will find a way to trade down to address multiple needs.  Lacking a second rounder is a big deal for a team with several weaknesses, and there won’t be a talent dynamic enough at 24 to  be a game-changer worth sitting until the third round for another selection.

But Grigson has no idea whether he’ll want to trade down yet, so what the hell do I know.  If they stick at 24, I’ll go with Jonathan Cooper (OG – North Carolina) if he’s still available, and either Datone Jones (DE – UCLA) or Alec Ogletree (LB – Georgia) if not.

I love Ogletree, who is one of those guys that leap off the screen while watching Georgia.  He is fast, has a nose for the ball, and hits with violence.  If he’s available at #24, forget what I said about trading down.

Garage Sales – Free Enterprise on Crack

by Kent Sterling

A small sampling a some of the junk/treasure we are allowing others to welcome into their homes.

A small sampling a some of the junk/treasure we are allowing others to welcome into their homes.

I made $260 this morning selling $3,000 worth of stuff to people who will go to a flea market this weekend and make $3,000.  That makes me an idiot.

But $260 for one hour of sitting in the cold talking to strangers isn’t so bad.  We had boxes and boxes of stuff that had become obsolete in our lives.  Turning it into a little cash isn’t a bad idea.

I could have played hard ball, but truth be told I just want to move this crap.  If someone is willing to hand me $20 for a $200 mixer, I can tell that person to go to hell, but then I’m stuck with a mixer I’m never going to use again – or more accurately that my wife won’t use again.

It’s only use for us was to hide vegetables in smoothies because our son refused to eat them otherwise.  He’s 24 now, and his diet is his own.

My Dad’s attitude about garage sales was quite different.  They were an opportunity for him to exercise some economic justice, and he enjoyed the hell out of them.  People who tried to negotiate, a garage sale tradition, did so at their own risk.

This exchange actually took place at one of my family’s garage sales:

Buyer: How much for this”

Dad: Twenty

Buyer: I’ll give you five.

Dad: Get the hell off my property!

Dad didn’t like dickering.  If you asked what the price was, and he gave you a price – that was the price.  Any disagreement was met with flash anger, and loud admonishments.

Maybe it’s because of those episodes that I am the easiest touch in the history of capitalism.  If someone wants a DVD I’ve had in a box for five years, I’m going to make sure he gets it.  If I get rid of it for a buck, that’s fine.  I’ve made a buck, and have taken a step toward a less cluttered house.

Let’s face it, the people scrounging through other people’s crap to make a living are not part of America’s upper crust.  They deserve a bit of a break, and if that robs me a couple of dollars, I just don’t care.

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, I just don’t care enough about money to make a scene over selling a tee-shirt I’ve never worn for $3 instead of $1.  Yelling at a group of ladies because I’m tired of their trying to get me to back off my price on a toaster is not why I sit in a garage.

The truth is that we displayed the stuff without pricing them.  My economic theory is more determined by what I believe the micro-market will bear within each transaction.  I assess the person’s ability to pay, and adjust the prices accordingly.  This is dynamic pricing conducted on a separate scale for each transaction, which is completely insane, and if practiced on a macro level would cause relentless rioting in the stores and streets.

It makes for some unpleasant moments when there are more than one shopper in my garage at one time, but the confusion is worth the result – that the poor are thrilled, and the comparatively wealthy feel the deck is stacked against them.  If I can flip the tables briefly in favor of the people who scrape to put clothes on their kids’ backs, I could care less about a couple of bucks.

One lady came in and asked about old baseball hats that were in a box.  The box was filled with junk that I thought would never sell.  She got the hats and a much better price than others on some valuable stuff.  Whether that’s fair, I don’t care.  My garage sale – my rules.

In a neighborhood garage sale, if 40 houses are trying to move attic-bound trinkets, there are 40 mini-economies in play.  Some strict – like my Dad’s, and some very relaxed – like mine.  Most are in the middle.

My only hard and fast rule is that nothing gets re-crated.  We sell all inventory to the walls, and by 10a tomorrow, this sales will have ended with some poor kids clothed, and some rich people denied.  I’ll have enough money for tickets to a couple of concerts this summer at the former Deer Creek/Verizon Wireless Music Center.

It’s a win/win/win.

Cathedral Guard Jalen Coleman Talks About Getting Better at Basketball

by Kent Sterling

There is always a little knot in my stomach about meeting a kid that I like to watch on the court because there are times – not often – when the quality of a kid’s character doesn’t match the way he plays the game.  I really like Jalen Coleman on the floor, and I was pleased in talking to him to find that he is an outstanding young man as well.

Coleman is being recruited by every college basketball program that believes they have a shot because he is one of those kids who appears to almost always know what to do with the basketball, and at 6’2″ looks like there is still some growing left for him.

Even with the unique physical gifts he possesses, the best thing about Coleman is that he knows exactly who he is and what makes him happy.  He has assessed his areas of need, and is working on them.  When I first spoke with Victor Oladipo prior to his freshman year, I thought the kid reeked of success.  The feeling was exactly the same talking to Coleman.

In this clip, he talks about what he needs to do to maximize his potential.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l929cNmKKEY