Category Archives: Chicago Cubs

Chicago Cubs Opening Day – They Are Who We Thought They Would Be
April 8, 2013

by Kent Sterling It sucks that Major League Baseball mandated that the Cubs opened the 2013 season on the road because Cubs fans will not get to see a .500 team at Wrigley Field for another entire year. The Cubs are terrible, and they know it.  There are three potentially dynamic players on their roster […]

Opening Day for the Cubs – Bad News for Baseball’s Most Moronic Fans
March 31, 2013

by Kent Sterling There is no punchline worthy of the beginning of baseball’s best joke – How stupid are Cubs fans? Scores of sentimental dork sportswriters romanticize this ridiculous bunch.  Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times extolled the virtue of the 2.88 million who poured through the turnstyles to watch one of the worst teams […]

Ron Santo Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame By Heartless Asshats
December 5, 2011

by Kent Sterling One year and two days after his death, former Chicago Cubs third baseman Ron Santo’s dream finally came true.  The Golden Era Committee in charge of the key to the gates of Cooperstown relented, welcoming Santo 37 years after his retirement from his beloved game.  Shame on them. Santo spent countless years […]

Chicago Cubs Owner Tom Ricketts – Slow-playing Genius or in Over His-Head Stooge?
June 2, 2011

by Kent Sterling Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times asked Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts what’s wrong with his team.  The answer that came back as he reportedly sprinted away was, “Nothing, just a lot of injuries. We’ll be fine.” Cubs fans are all hoping that Ricketts was avoiding the rather obvious truth that regardless of […]

Chicago Cubs – The Search for the Bottom Continues
May 18, 2011

by Kent Sterling The last time the Chicago Cubs allowed as many as seven runs that were all unearned – Hall of Famer Ernie Banks was a 26 year-old shortstop.  Now 80, if Banks was watching the mess last night in Cincinnati, he would have said, “Let’s play none!” The Cubs committed four errors in […]

Chicago Cubs Owner Tom Ricketts Q&A with Ed Sherman – Is in a Word, Nauseating
May 16, 2011

by Kent Sterling It’s hard to question the sanity or accuracy of the responses from the subject of an interview, especially when he owns the Chicago Cubs.  It must be, because Chicago Business’ sports reporter Ed Sherman in his interview with Tom Ricketts let’s him get away with responses that have very little to do […]

“Jim Hendry Fired” – Anatomy of a Broadcasting Mistake
May 15, 2011

by Kent Sterling During his show on Friday, ESPN Radio’s Colin Cowherd reported that Chicago Cubs general manager Jim Hendry had been fired by owner Tom Ricketts.  As Cowherd learned during the break that followed the announcement, he was wrong. How did that happen? Last Wednesday, furious with the level of play of the Chicago […]