Indiana Basketball – Contest to Determine What Fans Should Call Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall?

by Kent Sterling

Come up with a decent short name for Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall and win a $25 gift card to Kilroy's Sports Bar in Bloomington.

Come up with a decent short name for Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall and win a $25 gift card to Kilroy’s Sports Bar in Bloomington.

Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall doesn’t exactly or easily roll off the tongue, but that is what it will be called once the renovation Cindy Simon Skjodt’s $40 million donation will pay for is finished, so fans will begin the search for a name that’s quicker and easier.

ESPN’s Chris Berman wanted to call Lucas Oil Stadium, the “Oil Can” before the Colts and NFL raised hell because “Oil Can” does Forrest Lucas and his company very little good for their massive investment for naming rights.  If a network wants to continue doing business with the NFL, they  take that complaint call, listen, and correct the source of the disharmony.

Indiana University can urge the media to use Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall in all references, but no one can mandate that students sitting at Kilroy’s Sports Bar say, “We better pound these three pitchers and start walking or we won’t make it to Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall in time for the beginning of the second half.”

They are going to say something, and it might be as simple as the current “Assembly Hall.”  College students should be a little more creative than that though.

When I was a student, we had little to do other than come up with snarky names for people, traditions, and buildings.  We were wise asses because their was no disincentive.  With 35,000 of the 35,050 students at IU Bloomington being strangers, that meant we could offend 25 per day and never run out of targets.

People have been less mean during the time since my friends and I called our adolescence over and began sanding off the edges to rough for businesses.  So we have to rely upon current students for their wit in naming the new version of Assembly Hall.

Sure, the renovation won’t be finished before 75% of the current student body graduates, but the name you share here can survive forever.

In Phoenix, when the stadium where the Arizona Diamondbacks play in was called Bank One Ballpark, people shortened it to “The BOB.”  Easy.  Not terribly clever, but easy and vaguely reminiscent of Bank One.

The acronym SSAH really doesn’t evoke anything meaningful or funny, so I’m at a loss, and when I’m at a loss, I turn to you.

To the person with the best and most clever name for that crazy cathedral of hoops, a $25 gift certificate to Kilroy’s Sports Bar is yours.  The lone judge is me, and if none of the entries reach the level I deem worthy of winning, I will take the gift card and buy a round or two the next time I’m there.

If no one enters, I’ll chalk it up to students being on Christmas Break, and spend the gift card on Dan Dakich, Paulie Balst, and me the next time we’re together.

Just submit the idea as a comment, and leave your email address.  The deadline is December 31st, 2013.

7 thoughts on “Indiana Basketball – Contest to Determine What Fans Should Call Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall?

  1. Matt Henninger

    Snakepit Ball Hall, Hall and Oates Hall of Fame Hall, The Hall that Giftcards Built, The Hall formerly known as Assembly, Joe B. Hall, Now there is only one Assembly Hall in the Big Ten Hall, Cynthia’s Hallmark, Put it in Print Hall, Some Assembly Required Hall, Deer Creek Verizon Klipsch Hall, Candystripe Concourse at The Hall of Calls, The Rock 2 – Electric Boogaloo. @fotomatte

  2. Pauly Balst

    Unfortunately, I heard from a well placed source that a condition of the naming rights package was that the floor at Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall must now be referred to as “The Food Court”.

  3. kentsterling Post author

    Here are two from Facebook comments to this thread –
    Assembly Mall – Ray Moistner
    The Boat (SS Assembly Hall) – Joe Gault

  4. Jeff Gregory

    Not sure why they have to rename it. Illinois abandoned their name to sell out to corporate America.I thought that at least IU won’t do something like that. If Skodjt is that much of an IU basketball lover, you would think she wouldn’t want to change the name.


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