Category Archives: Chicago Cubs

Chicago Cubs Are the Powerball of Baseball
April 12, 2013

by Kent Sterling The Chicago Cubs blew another lead yesterday.  Up 5-0, they collapsed under the weight of Starlin Castro’s indifferent defense to gak up four unearned runs in the fourth to run their record to a predictably terrible 3-6. Castro’s three errors in nine games has him on a pace for 50+, and three […]

Ernie Banks Interview on WGN Perplexes with Bizarre Factual Errors
April 8, 2013

by Kent Sterling Thank God for DVR technology.  Otherwise, I never could have kept up with the spate of simple autobiographical blunders that peppered an uncomfortable interview with Len Kasper and Jim Deshaies in the top of the seventh prior to Mr. Cub singing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during today’s home opening 7-4 […]

Chicago Cubs Opening Day – They Are Who We Thought They Would Be
April 8, 2013

by Kent Sterling It sucks that Major League Baseball mandated that the Cubs opened the 2013 season on the road because Cubs fans will not get to see a .500 team at Wrigley Field for another entire year. The Cubs are terrible, and they know it.  There are three potentially dynamic players on their roster […]

Opening Day for the Cubs – Bad News for Baseball’s Most Moronic Fans
March 31, 2013

by Kent Sterling There is no punchline worthy of the beginning of baseball’s best joke – How stupid are Cubs fans? Scores of sentimental dork sportswriters romanticize this ridiculous bunch.  Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times extolled the virtue of the 2.88 million who poured through the turnstyles to watch one of the worst teams […]

Ron Santo Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame By Heartless Asshats
December 5, 2011

by Kent Sterling One year and two days after his death, former Chicago Cubs third baseman Ron Santo’s dream finally came true.  The Golden Era Committee in charge of the key to the gates of Cooperstown relented, welcoming Santo 37 years after his retirement from his beloved game.  Shame on them. Santo spent countless years […]

Chicago Cubs Owner Tom Ricketts – Slow-playing Genius or in Over His-Head Stooge?
June 2, 2011

by Kent Sterling Rick Morrissey of the Chicago Sun-Times asked Chicago Cubs owner Tom Ricketts what’s wrong with his team.  The answer that came back as he reportedly sprinted away was, “Nothing, just a lot of injuries. We’ll be fine.” Cubs fans are all hoping that Ricketts was avoiding the rather obvious truth that regardless of […]